Trogdor the Chefinator

Spam Email

I have a spam email address I use for when ever I have to give up my email to signup to something or whatever.

About once a month, I go and clear it out. Scrolling down the lists of porn offers and penis enlargments and some of these things struck me as hysterical.

A few:

You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue. ( a bit presumptious I thought)

Do you like resplendent Girls doing sightly blowjjob? (well who doesn't really?)

aesthetic Lady doing grandiose bllowjob! (Good for her?)

esthetic russiaan Schoolgirl in ponno! (I think Ponno is a suburb of Minsk.)

Best cumshotts on best killing Girls. (not even really sure what this is saying.)

dear russian jolly Hussies here! (is this the opening of a letter to Jolly?)

fresh-cut largee orgassm (I'll take 2 lbs of the largee orgassm please.)

Feel yourself a sultan have many women next to you with (I'd rather not feel on a sultan thanks.)

Are you tired of staring at Playboy trying to cause erection? (That sounds like some sort of hostile act. He was trying to cause erection!!!)

Good-looking Womans doing better-looking blowjoob! (Isn't a blowjoob a middle eastern pastry snack?)

Comely Innnocent Sluts getting aesthetical it anaally! (I umm...yeah)

Best cumshots on best admirable Girls. ( I guess they are kinda admirable? I'm not here to judge.)

Ruussian charming Bitches hardcoree piccs and moviess. (Man that bitch sure was charming...must have gone to finishing school before her porn life.)

Russsian magnificent Lady here doing enchanting blowwjob. (IT'S A COCKWITCH!!! BURN HER!!!!)

You are a short man with a short penis. (who have you been talking to?)

scenic russiaan Womans in ponoo! ( Sounds like there are some big girls in ponoo. Gotta check that out. Never seen a senic woman before.)

A man with a small dick is like a candle that is almost burned. Be a new candle ...(Is this a proverb?)


Who says spam mail isn't good for anything?

posted by Chef @ 4/24/2006 10:44:00 AM