Question of the day
Have you ever had that dream where you are standing atop a pyrmaid in sort of sun god robes surrounded by thousands of naked women screaming your name and throwing little pickles at you?Why am I the only person to have that dream?
posted by Chef @ 12/09/2005 12:14:00 PM
12 Comments:
*scratches head*
Could it be....
You're a freak?
That would be my best guess.
Yes I've had that dream but it was you on the pyramid not me, and it wasn't little pickles it was cucumbers. After the part you where you always wake up at, me and all my naked friends put you on the chac mool and rip your heart out and feed it to Trouble who laughs and kicks your prone body down the stairs. Then we cut off your head at the Temple of the Skulls and use your it to play the Ball game.
whoa, whoa, whoa, you're totally harshing my groove here. I was just looking up chef's sungod robes.
but as is typical for ADD persons, I left the vlasics at home.
So at least I can say you dream of me, and when you dream of me you dream that you are naked worshiping me eh, Annie?
That's Hawt
ahem...the shiny boots of discipline are at the ready should they be required. As stated, I don't share well with others.
Hey don't blame me, she's the one having sadomasichistic sexually charged dreams with me as the godhead and sacrafice.
I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin.
yeah, stop pretending like you aren't enjoying it.
spankings all around.
Spankings!! I want a spanking!!
oh, you'll get one, little missie. that much is for sure.
Should I bend over?
yes, and grab your ankles.
Um....
~shiver~
Ignore the squishy sounds.
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