Trogdor the Chefinator

Stream of consciousness ADHD style

Got a new set of Santoku knives....aww yeah

New girl at work speaks English, Spainish and Japanese

I don't know if I'm "Management Material"

Gonna have to beat the little dirtbag Puerto Rican cook

Bought Trouble a basic surround sound system, because I couldn't stand watching movies through her tvs speaker. err... listening to?

I want a 4-door crew cab pick-up.

And jet-skis

and a pony

Blue

Use sunscreen.

I'm known to do dumb shit.

Listening to Buddha Bar I party right now.

Always reminds me of rolling.

My mozilla is pimped out in the pimpzilla theme.

My car is fixed and happy.

Needs a new stereo, amp and subwoofer.

Sometimes I pet my lighter lovingly and whisper " Soon my precious, SOON I WILL FEED YOU THE WORLD!!"

I work a whole hell of a lot.

Green

I will punch an aligator right in the snot-locker.

Without adderal my brain is more or less an industrial blender of thoughts.

You're one cool frood.

I once again splashed most of a pan of boiling oil onto my arm last night.

Ouch.

The blisters actually form a pretty cool design.

MARKO!

If I could be anywhere right now? Left of center.

I dance anywhere the muse is upon me.

Used to freak Trouble out.

She is more or less used to it now.

Sometimes she even joins in.

So do her kids. :)

My dog is a bodacious floppy tard of joy and love.

I did the bump that I was given then I bumped again I bumped again.

I don't give one rats ass about other peoples opinions of my actions or choices.

I recommend that.

Burgundy

I'm starting a cellar at Troubles.

Gonna have a Laffite-Rothchild in it.

and Maybe a Mouton, As well as several Margeauxs

I'm like a chocoholic but with wine.

Anybody want a hotpocket?

Can I make you something to eat?

How about a seared Ahi tuna fillet over carrot, ginger wasabi mashed potatos, with foie gras and a 1927 Pedro Ximmenez sherry reduction drizzled over it?

Again the wine delicious.

Supppose I should start getting ready to go to work.

Trouble is supposed to drop off my new crocs today at work.

That'll be nice.

Did I mention my new knives?

posted by Chef @ 6/07/2006 09:06:00 AM